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Chapter 7
by Eden636
Well How big is Ruby?
Maybe a memory has the answer.
Ruby stared at the question for what felt like ages. She remembered drunckle Qrow taking her outside one night to explain to her what to do in a situation similar to this. 'Ruby, Ruby Ruby, if annnyyyyone aspsk for your pesh- penish- dick if anyone eeevvvveeerrr telsh yoouuu what size you your dick is,' Qrow stopped to take another swig from his bottle. 'Teshh them it's GIGANTIC,' He added to it with the about ya big gesture, 'mosst will try and call your bluff which ish a perffffect time to eschape or knock em the fuuuc ouuutt,'
"I wonder if his talks are the reason my best friend was my baby," Ruby sent a small sorry to her baby that was in her apartment (locker).
As she looked down at the piece of paper she felt like either A she tells the truth or B follow her Uncle's guidance.