May neutralizes the threat of Skye

Grant had created his bodyguard just in time! Out of no where, Skye, the hacker with a mysterious background, burst in with an icer. May easily disarmed her protogee and broke the high tech weapon with her bare hands.

"What the hell, May!?" The younger woman demanded. "I almost had him!"

"In your dreams, Skye," May said with contempt. "No one attacks The Director when I'm around!"

"He's not The Director! That's Grant Ward!" Skye protested.

"Director Grant Ward," Agent May clarified.

"That's crazy! Grant! You bastard! What did you do to her?" Skye demanded.

"You're confused, Skye," Grant said with a wry grin.

"Damned right I'm confused!" She said. "I can't imagine anything that could make Agent May defend you after what you did!"

"Not just about that, Skye," he clarified. "You're confused about everything. You live your life from one confusing moment to the next, never quite sure what's going on."

"I...I don't know what's going on," Skye confessed, her eyes going wide as her head filled with fluff.

"It's ok, Skye," Grant assured her. "You're bimbo, but that's ok. It's why we keep you around. "

"It is?" Skye asked, more confused.

"Yes! We found you, lost and alone, on one of our missions, and so we brought you onto the team," he explained. "Not as an agent. No, you're more of a mascot. An Agents of Shield groupie. But you're just so adorable with your skimpy outfits and your big bounding boobs that no one cares that you're dumb as a bag of hammers. "

"That's so sweet!" Skye said as her outfit and past transformed. "At least, I think it is. Is it May?"

"Whatever, bimbo," the bodyguard shrugged. " Just don't attack The Director again."

"Oh, I'm sure she won't, May," he assured her. "She isn't smart enough to work an icer even if she finds another one, isn't that right Skye?"

"I'm really dumb!" She said cheerfully.

"But still useful!" Grant said.