Masturbate

After locking the door behind you, you flop on your bed. Feeling tired from the long day, you lay there for a while... only to feel your hand slip under your skirt.

Yep. You know this feeling.

You're horny.

And the second your fingers grace your clit, you feel a pleasure throb. You start to rub yourself off in quick circles. The orgasm hits you like a cheap pie to the face. Quite sudden, quite messy, but with an afterglow of pleasure, anyway.

You lie there panting. Eyes set on the wooden ceiling. Thinking.

“…Man, I really need better hobbies...”