Mary's getting married.

"Guess who!"

I sighed as I heard the voice of the man whose hands were currently covering my eyes. I was so focused on putting the finishing touches on my make-up that I didn’t even notice him sneaking up behind me.

"Gary, what are you doing here? You know it’s bad luck for you to see me like this."

I grimaced as I spoke. I really wanted him to see me in my dress for the first time while I was walking up to the altar. Maybe it was a silly dream but… I just love him so much. I wanted that moment between us to be special.

"Guess again!"

The corners of my mouth upturned immediately and I sighed again, this time in relief, as the man behind me removed his hands from my eyes.

"Oh, John! You scared the heck out of me."

John and Gary were technically fraternal twins, but they were so similar that sometimes even I had trouble telling them apart. Their voices were practically identical.

There was very little to distinguish them physically, either, which came to mind immediately as I swiveled my chair around to face John. However, I know them both so well that my eyes immediately snapped to the identifying features. First, I looked at his nose. There was no little scar to the left. Then, I looked at his chest. It was slightly hairier than Gary’s. Finally, I looked at his penis, which was directly at my eye level. Seven inches flaccid. Definitely not Gary!