Married With CHildren: New Bleen for Women

"No," Al stated forcefully. "I will have no part of that evil Bleen! Long gorgeous hair was not worth having to ... have.., sex ... with the.... wife"

"Dad, you aren't thinking. Look, hair on men is at least partially a sexual characteristic. And you all had more sex than you've had in years, but all your wives seemed pretty satisfied."

"What's your point?"

"Maybe if it's used on women, it would have the same results? Longer sexier hair, bigger hooters, and an increased sex drive? Are you finally getting what I'm saying?"