Married Cow

“Please, sir, leave me alone! I am a married woman, show some respect. Stop this!”

“Yes, that’s right Mrs Camilla Rusty-Alley here is a married woman, donna sposata, veramente! You are also human cattle, Milla, like your husband and any other person living in your village. Product of thousands of generations of selective breeding by my family.

My vampire relatives have chosen your husband, woman. Being married does not change your status as cattle property, you know that perfectly well!

Not three months ago my younger brother fucked you in our living room after you dance naked on the table, during his birthday party. Your husband was there, serving as waiter.

What’s the issue here?”

“Miss Miko! I didn’t saw you here, mistress. Oh, but, please miss!! He’s not of your family. He don’t even speaks like a member of a Noble Vampire Family. His accent. This is wild-human accent, mistress!!

This interloper scum cannot possibly presume…”

“Mystery solved, sire! I may have mentioned it in the past. Our vampire relatives do not select their common human cattle for intelligence. They look for abundant blood, of better taste and quality.

Milla, Milla, this man’s family has no tradition. As a matter of fact they just presented themselves officially in the Court. True.

Despite that, they faced my family in war and defeated us. All my vampire relatives are either destroyed or under the power of the head of his family. Our three million years old name is at their feet to be erased or preserved as they choose.

He is the master in this domain now, we accepted unconditional surrender. His vampire relatives have not yet decided if they will keep the human survivors in my family in the main house, as pets. Send us to live in a village like you. Or worse.”

“Oh, Mistress, I am sorry! I didn’t knew. No one told us…”

“See? Stupid like a four-legged cow. Smells nicer, though!! I recommend you flay her ass with a bamboo stick to punish the insolence, before you start fucking this cunt. The message will spread and her village will understand they must obey their new masters from now on.”

“I don’t see the need to go that far, Miss Miko”

“Would you prefer to let her go and choose another cow woman to entertain us today?”

“I was thinking more in the line of pretend this conversation didn’t happen. Start again, and give Mrs Rusty-Alley a second chance to make a good first impression”

“You better show gratitude, Milla! Show the man why you have the reputation of being the best blowjob in this Vampire Doman. See how generous this man is! Beg him nicely and perhaps he will even grant you the honour to give birth to his first bastard in those lands.”

“Oh, master, mistress, is all that true? Really?”

“Yes, Mrs Camilla, I understand that is all true. My family won this war, apparently. As a human I didn’t participate in the fight itself, actually.”

“Then, I apologise by my insolence, master. Perhaps you would allow me to prove my worth to you by offering some suggestions about how to re-educate that waspish cunt you have by your side?”

“WHAT? THE INSOLENT…”

“I HAVE experience in being a docile cow-human for my masters! She knows nothing about being the property of men who can do what they please with her. She never had her live in the hands of her owner before, and being allowed to stay alive only because she pleases a master.

Leave Miko under my care for one week, master, and I will turn her into a proper bed-warmer to you. If you like”