Making Tess a real girlfriend

Thirty dollars in hand, I ran back up to Tess, fairly certain I’d cracked the code.

This ring was pretty incredible to change pop culture on a simple question. I had to be careful about what I said.

Tess smiled and held my hand as I caught back up. “What’s up, slowpoke?”

I smiled. “Just talking to the vendor. Do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions?”

To no one’s surprise, my blonde beauty of a girlfriend said no, she didn’t.

“Alright… are you wearing a bra?”

Tess harrumphed, crossing her arms. “That’s hardly appropriate, Alex. You know I like to keep myself private.”

I could’ve sworn, though, that her breasts were pressing against her shirt’s fabric a little more… I had a couple more tests to do.

“Will you be able to resist kissing me when I snap my fingers?”

Tess frowned some more. “What kind of question is that?! Alex, if you keep asking nonsense questions, I’ll…”

“Do you remember what J just said?”

Tess stared blankly for a moment, before shaking her head a little bit. “Sorry, what were you saying? Oh, yeah, the question about my underwear. Real classy.”

I grinned and snapped my fingers. In an instant, Tess stared at my lips and pulled me into her, bags of produce left on the walkway. She gave a normal kiss - just on the lips, nothing too risqué - but it felt like she meant it.

After she pulled away, I chuckled with glee. “What was that for?”

Tess shrugged and smiled. “I just love you. If you don’t want me to kiss you, I don’t have to…”

“No! No, please feel free to kiss me. Whenever.” I snapped my fingers again and she immediately pulled me in for a loving kiss, holding the outline of my jaw as she pressed into me and my dick grew ever-harder.

She smirked at me. “I’ll have to take you up on that.”

I was about ready to leave the crowd, but Tess was walking over to another booth. “Tess, do you want to stay here any longer?”

Her brow furrowed. “No, I’m a little tired. I think I’ll just head home. Hey, maybe we can get together in Tuesday and see that new musical?”

“Actually - do you have any issues with staying at my place tonight?”

Tess shrugged. “Not that I can think of. Lead the way… I hope you have a comfortable couch.”

I fistpumped. Surprisingly enough, even at this point in our relationship, we had never slept together. Now was my chance… maybe even to lose my virginity, if I played my cards right.

On the walk to my apartment, I snapped a few more times, enjoying the true boyfriend experience.

It took me an embarassingly long time, but just before we got there, I remembered another problem - my roommate, Jared, was a nice guy but probably not receptive to a girl staying over at such a small place.

“Tess,” I said, “do I still have a roommate?”

She gave me an odd look. “No? He moved out a few months ago, obviously. What, are you trying to test me?”

“Right, sorry. Do I have to pay money for this apartment?”

Tess rolled her eyes. “Of course not, silly. When my parents heard about your situation, and I told them I loved you, they took care of it. I know it’s still hard to get over, but I promise you don’t owe me a thing.”

I nodded, and we eventually arrived at my apartment building. We went up a flight of stairs and entered my somewhat-messy apartment, with lots of old books and video games and such.

I glanced into Jared’s old bedroom - apparently, it has been converted to an empty guest room for the time being. I would normally invite Tess to sleep there - but not tonight.

“Hey, this place isn’t as bad as I remembered. I could stand to sleep here a night or two.”

I grinned, coming up with an idea. “Can you think of any reason why you shouldn’t just move in here with me long-term?”

Tess thought for a moment. “Nope, I can’t. It’d save me a lot of money, that’s for sure… you’d be okay with me staying here?”

“Better than okay.”

“Then it’s settled.” She smiled, giving me a peck on the lips without me even snapping. “I’ll move my stuff over tomorrow.”

Everything was going absolutely perfectly. I just needed to figure out how to get in her pants…

“Tess, love, do you really think premarital sex is a sin?”

She shrugged. “No,” she said nonchalantly before continuing to clear out the various chip bags and apple stickers from the kitchen counter.

That was step 1 - probably the easiest. Step 2 was getting her to actually want it… step 3 was making it enjoyable.

“Okay… Tess, listen to me for a minute. You’ve been saving yourself for marriage, but as the days pass you just wish more and more than we would have sex already. In fact, to make sure that you’re ready when the day comes, you’ve been watching porn and practicing so that you lose your virginity in the best way possible - am I wrong?”

Tess glared at me. “What kind of accusations are those? I swear on God’s name, I will not hesitate to…”

“Do you remember what I just said?” I sputtered out.

Tess looked at me blankly for a second before getting back to cleaning.

It was about time for step 3.