What to do now?

Make some more rules

You sat down and realised that you were quite tired after having sex, not to mention you have to wait before the air hostess becomes your personal sex ****. You decide to write some more rules, so you reach down to your bag, unzip it and pull out the Rulebook and your pencil.

Old Rule: It only takes 5 to 10 seconds for the sperm to attach to the egg, once this happens a woman is classified as pregnant.

New Rule: Daan Jansen will always have enough stamina to have sex.

New Rule: Daan Jansen can control when he comes.

New Rule: Daan Jansen is amazing at sex, and will always be the best sex partner of any woman he has sex with.

New Rule: Daan Jansen has his perfect body.

When you wrote the last sentence, you feel yourself change and grow, you become lean and muscular, and can feel the bulge in your pants increase in size. You smile, happy with the new changes and lean back in your seat.

Then, you hear someone running up the aisle behind you, you turn around.