Make her a famous actress

"How about we do something nice for her." Tom said.

"Aw so cute. I'm glad to see you aren't holding any grudges over the old me." Diana said giving her husband a squeeze. "What did you have in mind?"

"What do you think about making her Ruby Johnson?"

"The actress from all of those superhero movies you love?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, that's definitely sweet, but what do we do with the current Ruby's body?"

"I don't know. We can let the new Ruby decide. I know her manager is a piece of shit. He's been accused of so much shady shit, maybe she'll give her old body his identity. I think his part could use a gender swap."

"Ha! Okay if she doesn't think of that herself, you have to tell her." Diana said, glad to see Tom starting to warm up to the possibilities these magic stickers had given them. Then she got a mischievous smile on her voice as she continued. "Maybe they'll take his old body and turn it into a sex toy."

"Or an intern."

"Ha. Either way, it's a much better use of a gross old man than his current identity."

Diana insisted on writing the name on the sticker and her eyes twinkled as she placed it on the blue and white striped shirt of the empty body on her couch. For a moment she wondered how well this would work, smiling at the thrill of discovery.

"Do you know your name?" Diana asked.

Ruby blinked and looked up.

"I'm the new Ruby Johnson. And you must be the new Diana Miller. Huh. Weird that I remember banging your husband." Ruby said as her face twisted in scorn.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Tom said.

"I mean, I'm Ruby Johnson. I have fucked a lot of really hot guys. I had a three-way with two of Person Magazine's 10 sexiest men alive. I have all of _this _chick's memories, so I now exactly how you stack up against them." Ruby said.

"Wow, was the old Ruby this much of a bully or are you just an asshole no matter what your identity is? Honestly I'm glad we didn't make you Sophia I would hate to think what you'd do with her patients." Tom said.

"Hey, don't stoop to her level. We're not going to have that kind of toxic relationship." Diana said grabbing her husbands arm in her hand and subconsciously sticking out her chest now that her own assets outmatched the new Ruby Johnson.

"No he's right. I'm glad you didn't make me that uptight shrew. Listening to other people's problems all day. Ugh. Gross. I suppose I should thank you for making me a movie star, but I'm about to get a call." Ruby said.

"Who would-" Tom started, before he heard a buzzing coming from the purse that used to belong to his wife.

This was already getting confusing. But the new Ruby didn't seem perturbed as she reached into what was now her purse and fished out the phone.

"Yeah, this is Ruby. No I'm fine. It's okay. Darius, I'm fine no need to get SAG-ACTRA involved. I just had a uh... family emergency I had to deal with. Yeah. No, of course I can." She said, completely forgetting about Tom and Diana who exchanged confused glances. "Philly. Yes the one in Pennsylvania... About four to six hours depending on when the next flight is... well then tell Jerry to lend me the studio jet. Okay. Yes. Fine. I'll see you soon, please tell everyone I apologize for the scare and make sure you order a food truck for the crew tomorrow as an apology. Okay. Yes. Okay. I've got to go. Bye." Ruby said, hanging up her cell phone, standing up as she stuffed it back into her purse.

She smiled and waved.

"Well this has been fun. I guess I owe you one, but I honestly hope I never see you two again. But wish you all the happiness." Ruby said.

"Wait!" Tom said, and Ruby spun around a haughty look of disdain oozing off her face. "What was that about?"

Ruby just shook her head as if he had just asked the stupidest question ever.

"Look, I'm glad I'm me now. Seriously. But the old Ruby was filming the Exactors 6: Professor Doom's **** in Atlanta. I've got to get back to finish filming before my agent flips out. Plus now there's the old version of me who is probably just wandering around the set. So you know, thanks and all, but every hour I stay here the studio loses $300,000 so please don't take it personal when I say I've got to go. Hope you two have fun!" Ruby said snatching a couple of stickers from Diana's hand before strutting out the door without taking a second look behind her.

Diana and Tom were stunned. They looked at each other in shock.

"Do you think we just made a huge mistake? I have a feeling this new Ruby is going to cause a lot of trouble." Tom said.

"Maybe, but I'm more interested to see how Ruby Johnson's career does now that she has the body of dowdy suburban housewife."

"Come on, don't be so hard on it. I really meant it when I said I liked the old Diana's hips. I like this new fit but curvy version of you, but the old you has those cartoon hip like Mrs. Unbelievable."

Diana smacked her ass, smirking at the sound the tight muscle made. Then they both burst out laughing.