Make an excuse and leave

"I'm going to take this opportunity to get out of here with the girl I care about."

"Stop being a bitch! I'm only fucking about!" Lukas slurs.

"Ah, I would, but I think I left the oven on," you say, grabbing Caoimhe's arm and gently moving away from Lukas. "Sorry, I swear they're usually not as shitty. Did I mention how lovely you look?"

"It's fine. You put up with my friends all the time, it's only fair I put up with yours once in a while," Caoimhe says, kissing you on the cheek.

You continue to move Caoimhe away, looking back at your friends. However, this quickly leads to you to bumping into a tall, lanky lad, shoving him forward.

"Shit, sorry, man," you say.

The student turns around, snarling at you. In one quick move, he shoves you backwards, knocking you into a table. You trip to the floor, smacking into it with a thud. You look up at the triumphantly smirking asshole, angry.

"Watch it, you big ugly prick," Caoimhe says furiously.

"Sorry," Asshole McGee says sarcastically. "Maybe watch where you're going, shithead, and get your bitch to heel."

For a brief moment, you plan how to react, whether striking quickly, apologizing or demanding an apology is the best way forward. However, the choice is taken out of your hands, as Lukas moves forward, punching Asshole McGee in the back of the head. Asshole McGee slams into the ground with a grunt, hitting the floor with a thud.

"Watch it, dipshit," Lukas says. "You alright, Jack?"

The next few seconds are a confusing mess, as Asshole McGee's four friends charge Lukas, shortly followed by Ben and Daniel coming to their rescue. Within seconds, a fight has broken out as your friends battle it out with Asshole McGee and his goons. You hurry to stand, snarling.