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Chapter 1334
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Fiftyfiftyfifty
What do you do?
Make a plan.
Jelly wobbles into her pile of clothing as nothing more than a blob of translucent purple. After wiggling about for a moment, tendrils of slime extend out between the folds of the clothes, which eventually became her arms and her legs. Then... Pop! In almost an instant, she's a fully formed person. She stands up proudly with her hands on her hips, but something doesn't seem right. Her hoodie is on correctly, though instead of a tube top beneath, there's nothing at all. Her shapely bust bounces free, and she seems to rather enjoy having all the parts of a real human woman. Below that, you find the tube top in question. It's wrapped around her waist instead of her shorts. In fact, those are atop her head like a hat. It all looks rather silly, and incredibly provocative. Very little is covered with this mess of a wardrobe. At least her shoes are on right!
The dragon looks to her with pink in her cheeks. She isn't sure what to say at first. "Uhm. Jelly, was it? You're--Well, it seems your outfit isn't quite right."
"What do you mean?" Jelly looks down at herself. A moment after, she bursts into a fit of laughter. "Oops!"
Just as quickly as she sprung up, Jelly sings back down into a puddle of goo. She rustles around in her clothing once more, and then she pops back together. This time, she starfishes out on the floor as her top, her sweater, her shoes, her socks, and her shorts sit on her body correctly. She rolls forward and then leaps to her feet.
Meanwhile, you cast your eyes around the otherwise empty room. As you do, the wall begins to turn open. Stone bricks grind against one another as they bring forth yet another passageway. You stop and ponder, however. I wonder how long this can go on. Am I weakening the Dungeon Lord every time I defeat one of these monsters, or am I just waiting my time? We gotta find the Dungeon Core and William.
"Shall we continue?" Trin asks, leaning down to pet one of her hounds.
"Are you all right?" you ask, looking to the wound on her shoulder.
She holds it tight, grunts, and nods. "I'm fine," she mutters. "Are you?"
You touch your hand to the blood on your face. "This is nothing. And when I get home, Amara will fix me right back up."
Trin nods. "Then let's keep going. The sooner we get out of here, the sooner we can get healing."
You instead walk to the wall and slide your hand down the stone. "Hold on. I kinda wanna try something. You said the Dungeon Lord effectively becomes one with the dungeon, right? So we're basically inside a big ass monster."
"Sort of. The Dungeon Lord isn't of titan size literally speaking, but the essence of the demon is throughout every wall."
As you drag your finger between the bricks of stone, you stare forth intently. You then open both your palms and press them against the wall beside you. "Bare with me. I want to try something," you say quietly.
"Oh. Okay," Trin replies, looking to Jelly.
Jelly smiles. "Kyle is super smart. He'll get us out of here."
"You really respect him then, huh?"
"Yeah! He rescued me from a deep, dark cave, and let me evolve into who I am now. Back at Castle Phoenix, there are so many of us with similar stories. We found each other, I guess! And now we have a lot of fun together."
Trin taps her flute against her chin. "I understand that. We're all a bit odd back at Laputa too. Our lord William is around here somewhere though. I'm sure he'll find his way back to us if we don't find him first. That man always has some sort of a plan."
You take a deep breath and muster up your mana for a spell. "Pleasure!" you speak aloud as the magic rushes from your fingertips into the wall.
There's a pause. But then, there's a distant rumble. It's hard to tell if it's related. You swear you feel a trembling, however.
Curious, you try again. You push your hands hard against the wall and shout, "Pleasure!" as you use a bit more of your mana this time.
The effect is more noticeable this time. The ground shakes and dust falls from the ceiling.
"Wh-What are you doing?" Trin asks with concern. She puts her hand on the wall by the passage and tries to keep her footing steady. "Don't bring the place down on us, all right?"
"... Pleasure!" After casting again, you not only feel and hear a rumbling from all directions, but you swear you hear a voice amongst the quake. You take another deep breath, lean forwards, plant your palms hard against the bricks, and this time you muster as much mana as you're able for this particular spell. Your Kitty Sense picks up something odd, like an empathetic connection but to what appears as unliving material around you. It's like a pulsing, and you know you can match it--the perfect timing, the perfect spot. You feel your hands along the wall, past the corner, to the other side of the room. A little more to the left. A bit down. Then you shout, "Pleasure!" as loud as you can as the spell is unleashed.
From the walls, the ceiling, the floor, and beyond, you hear a distant, "Mmmm... Aaahhh~!" reverberate several times overlapped. The noise is so loud you place your hands over your ears. Dust and debris crumble down from above as the room shakes violently. There's another noise, however, but you can't quite put your finger on what it's from. You turn, and then you see it. From the passage that opened, there's a violent rush of water. You, Jelly, Trin, and the three screech hounds are hit by the sudden flash flood, and you're all taken back down the way you came. Tossing and turning, you can't even tell whether or not you're being fired down a new passageway, around corners, or if you're heading up or down.
But it comes to an end quickly.
After being flushed out, you lay wet and disoriented in some grass.
What do you do?
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