Maisie in the bath

"Hi guys, Ellen here. Sorry for the lack of notice about going live, but we've just got back from Maisie's gig. Thanks to everyone who came, but I thought you wonderful people deserved a little extra treat."

Ellen panned the camera around the swanky hotel room, pausing on Maisie's outfit, which had been abandoned on the floor. She held up Maisie's underwear, showing them off to the camera, before tiptoeing over to the bathroom.

The room was dimly lit. Maisie was lying in a warm bubble bath, fast asleep, and unaware of the intruder.

Barefooted, Ellen was able to sneak right up to her oblivious sister. Moving silently, she collected all of the towels, robes, and bath mats and removed them from the bathroom.

"What do you think, chat? Wake her up? Or drain the bath while she's asleep?"

Ellen sat back and waited for the votes to fly in, thrilled by how eager Maisie's fan base was to embarrass her.