Mae Is Joined On Stage By A Pair of Male Performers

A figure emerged, with the physique of a bodybuilder and a green scaled speedo. The pointed Elf-like ears were obviously fake, as were the little wings glued to the elbow.

"Oh come on," Sue Storm whispered, embarrassed as the commanding figure of a fake Namor caught up the naked Tess Tempest in her arms.

She watched them wrestle—and then more than wrestle—his speedo was lost in a deft maneuver that sent it flying away from the stage to land on Sue's table. She wanted to turn invisible right then and there, but she still needed to talk to Mae about the photographs. So instead, she pointedly ignored it as Tess, legs spread and ass in the air, bounced her buttocks against the fake Namor's crotch—the most obscene and effective act of hotdogging that the Invisible Woman had ever witnessed.

This cannot get any worse, Sue told herself.

Then it did.

A humanoid figure, flat as a pancake, quivered onto the stage in a very familiar blue uniform. Sue's jaw fell open.

"Unhand my wife, you gigolo from Atlantis!" the figure declared, their rubbery arms stretching as they wrapped around the wet man hotdogging Tess Tempest's ass.

It wasn't fake. It was a real person, reduced to less than a quarter-inch thick, with the close-cropped brown hair and greying temples. His arms stretched to grasp the fake Namor from behind, like flat rubber bands. There was no question who it was, pretending to be getting cuckolded by Reed Richards.

But Flatman is gay! Sue Storm thought desperately.

Her face turned crimson as the doppelganger's elastic fingers seized the false sea-king's slippery cock.

Okay, yes, Flatman is definitely gay, Sue realized. She hadn't expected the Great Lakes Avenger here. Hadn't expected any of this. Yet here she was, watching a doppelganger of her husband jerk off a fake Namor onto the ass of Tess Tempest, even as "Namor" and "Mr. Flatestic" met in a sloppy kiss with a lot of tongue.

The crowd gave a pilot clap as rivulets of white jizz flowed down from the crack of her ass. Then Mae looked directly at Sue and gave her a dazzling smile, as if to ask: How did you enjoy the show?