Madlib

"It's the fill in the blank one," Evelyn said as the die came to a stop. She picked up her card, "Minor crime. Great. So this is going to what, make me have committed this crime? Make me constantly commit it? Ugh. I'd better pick something really minor...any ideas?"

"Jaywalking." Mateo suggested.

"Jaywalking isn't a crime." Evelyn shot back, "That's just what the car lobby wants you to think."

"Uh...ok..." Mateo said.

Daniel whispered into Noah's ear. Noah nodded, "Perv here thinks that something like minor theft, under $5000 or trespassing would be good."

Evelyn sighed, "Fine, can I just say shoplifting?" The card changed, "Oh. I guess I can. It says Theft Under $5000 is punished with a tattoo. Huh? What does that-"

"OW!" Brittany cried out. They all turned to watch as a tattoo started to etch itself around her wrist, a thin chain wrapped all the way around, "Holy shit! Look!" She held out her wrist for everyone to see.

"Wait...so you..." Evelyn was confused. She'd lost touch with Brittany in recent years, but she couldn't imagine Brittany being a thief.

Brittany rolled her eyes, "Yes. It wasn't...I...Damn. You know it's really hard for blondes to shoplift and not get caught right?"

"Sure, fine, but why?" Evelyn asked, "You're family is pretty well off, you didn't-"

"It wasn't about the money!" Brittany screamed, "Can we just drop it?"

Evelyn held her hands up, she knew there was no point in pushing further. She glanced at Daniel, "Your turn Perv."

Daniel flipped the middle finger at her, a rare show of anger from him, and then rolled, "BOB. Wait of course."

"Ok, my turn..." Florence reached for the die, but once again found herself holding a card instead, "It says...37% - Breast Envy - Florence used to have small tits, so it's normal for her to be jealous of bigger girls. She's gotten an upgrade, but there still might be bustier women out there. Well, she won't have to worry anymore as she will always be the biggest in the room. Her chest size will adjust automatically and instantly to be just slightly larger than the next largest chest within 500m. People will pay no attention to the sudden changes in her chest size. W-wait? No. That's not right. I d-don't...I never..."

Noah shook his head, "It doesn't matter if you really were jealous or not. The game doesn't care."

Florence put a hand over her chest, "So they'll...if I..."

Brittany snorted, "Don't worry. There's very few women bigger than you now."

"But there are some," Mateo said, "Actually, probably quite a bit. Lots of obese women with huge tits you know."

"Gross, is that your fetish?" Evelyn said.

Mateo just winked at her.

Florence tried to ignore them and rolled the die, "Oh no! BOB again!"

"Rough," Noah said. He picked up the die and rolled it, "A challenge...great..." He looked around and then settled on Brittany, "Sorry new girl, I'll pick you."

Brittany groaned, "Of course. Whatever."

Noah looked at the card and then frowned "Oh shit...the first one to orgasm wins...and the no masturbate rule is temporarily suspended."

"Huh, but..." Brittany's face paled as she realized what that meant, "Ew! I'm not going to masturbate now!"

"If..." Noah gulped, "If you want to-"

"NO! I'm not doing THAT either!" Brittany said.

Noah nodded. He looked around, "Um. I'm going to need permission."

"Don't look at me!" Mateo said, "Ask the chicks."

"I...I'll do it," Florence said, clenching her fists, "I won't l-let him fail just because of that."

Noah nodded, "Then I'll go...to the bathroom."

"Fuck, we're really doing this?" Brittany said.

"T-there's another..." Florence started to say, but Evelyn stood up and cut her off.

"Follow me. I'll show you a private spot." Evelyn left without waiting for Brittany to respond. After a moment of hesitation, she followed.

Evelyn just showed her the room and left, but Florence waited outside the bathroom. She could hear Noah drop his pants and start to touch himself. She wanted to run away, but they didn't know how long the permission would last. She had to listen, had to be ready.

After a few minutes she heard him, "R-ready. Can I cum?"

"Yes....yes you may." Florence said.

She heard a grunt and that was enough. She jumped back from the door so she wouldn't hear anything more. There was a moment of silence, then she heard the sink running. It shut off and the door opened and there was Noah. Or Noa? Noelle?

"T-thanks." He said.

Florence just nodded, she didn't know how to comfort him. "L-let's go back."

Shortly after they arrived, Brittany did too. Brittany looked flustered and sat down in a huff, "This totally isn't fair. Guys can just do it whenever but women need...you know..." She trailed off as she looked at Noah. She blinked a few times, "Oh...you have it rough too...alright...so...I lost...what happens now?"

Noah picked up the card and read it, "It says my reward is that my sexual fluids taste amazing and your punishment is an inability to orgasm unless you make a partner cum first."

"Fucking great." Brittany said, "And now I find out this BOB thing?"

She reached out and grabbed the card, "It says 42%...what does that mean?"

"We don't know. They all say percentages, but there's no explanation." Mateo said.

"Whatever. It says Sensitive Hair - Brittany's hair will come alive, and she'll keenly feel whenever anyone else touches it. Someone else stroking her hair will feel as good as if they were stroking her nipples. And so she doesn't avoid it, she'll be unable to touch her own hair intentionally ever again. Wait, seriously?" She reached a hand up to her head, but she just couldn't touch it no matter how hard she tried.

"Do you want me to-"

"NO!" Brittany cut Mateo off. She grabbed the die and tossed it, getting another would you rather question, "Would you...oh fuck. Seriously? This game wants to turn me gay. All you can eat - Slowly built up desire to eat pussy or As Above, So Below - Oral penetration duplicated as vaginal penetration. Well I'm not going to start eating pussy, so the second one. I don't even know what that means."

"I think it means-"

Once again she cut Mateo off, "I don't care!"

Mateo shrugged and rolled the die, "Another blank. It says...Disrespected profession. Uh...stripper."

Daniel's eyes went wide and he shook his head, "You idiot."

Mateo grinned and shrugged, "Let's see...it says One player used to work as a stripper. Wait, it wasn't me was it?" Mateo closed his eyes, "No. I don't think it was me."

He scanned the eyes of his friends, but nobody seemed to react. He shrugged again, "Anyway, your turn Evelyn."

Evelyn rolled the triangle symbol, "It says Training Corset."

Immediately a corset appeared on the table in front of her, "Like hell I'd wear that thing. Don't even touch it." She said.

Daniel wasn't about to. He avoid it, and the dildo, and grabbed the die. "Here goes..."