Maddie wore white to a wedding

Maddie is cursed to always be naked from head to toe whenever she's at a wedding, whether as a guest, in the party, or as the bride!

Lest you feel too bad for her, though, it wasn't always like this. In fact, Maddie brought this curse upon herself.

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"You sure this is appropriate?" Maddie's friend Judy asked her as she was putting on the tube dress.

"It'll be fine!" Maddie pshawed as she strapped in her heels, "It's light yellow!"

But it wasn't light yellow, unless by "light" you mean dyed like La Croix is flavored. Maddie was mad at her sister for getting married before her, so she announced that she had a new boyfriend at the middle of her bridal shower. When she was kicked off the bridal party as punishment for this, she made sure to roll up to the wedding in a white dress to upstage the bride.

And the plan worked! As Maddie and Judy pulled in twenty minutes before the ceremony, everyone gasped and glared at Maddie's attire choice. As her sister and father were going down the aisle, they stared and glared at her all so briefly yet all so unmistakably. The rest of the ceremony went off without a hitch, but after the bouquet toss her sister charged straight at her.

"You bitch!" she pointed at her chest as she went in her face, "you're lucky this venue doesn't allow red wine!"

"What's the matter?" Maddie smirked smugly, "Yellow not your taste?"

"If that's yellow," the sister huffed, "then the clouds in the sky are blue! You know damn well you're wearing white..."

"Uh oh!" Maddie covered her mouth coyly, "looks like my eyesight needs to be checked. Oops-ie...!"

"It would have been better if you were naked!" the sister yelled before storming off to her new husband to cut the cake.

Unbeknownst to either sister, Maddie's clothing privileges for future weddings had just been revoked. Maddie shrugged and hung out with Judy while everyone else gave her the stinkeye.