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Chapter 2
by
Catface
What do you want to look at first?
MGOP: The Complete Visual Guide
You Found It!
At the bottom of a cardboard box, under a cracked snow globe and a tangle of old VHS cords, there it was.
The Magical Girls of Pleasure: Complete Visual Guide.
A genuine copy. The real thing.
The spine’s half-split, the dust jacket smells faintly of perfume and ozone, and the foil title still glimmers when the light hits just right. It’s heavier than it has any right to be—over 500 pages of glossy stock thick enough to bruise a table. With only a few pages stuck together.
Inside: hundreds of color spreads, fold-outs, and data cards. Every Magical Girl, every villain, every monster of the week—each rendered in the lavish, overproduced excess of a franchise that shouldn’t have had this kind of budget.
The margins are crammed with “official” stats, transformation power ratings, and personality charts, like someone tried to graft a tabletop RPG onto a swimsuit calendar. Many of the images are graphic depictions of the girls in promotional shots. High detail, very smutty, fold outs.....
Some fold-outs stick together. Others hide secondary layers—printed overlays of magical auras or “battle damage” variants. Page numbers vanish halfway through, replaced by handwritten notes and tape repairs.
What follows are the surviving contents of that impossible book: the universe of Magical Girls of Pleasure in all its glossy, contradictory glory.
MAGICAL GIRLS OF PLEASURE: COMPLETE VISUAL GUIDE
Publisher: Dominion Media Arts, 2067
Format: Oversized Hardcover, 512 pp + 24 fold-outs
Condition: “Good (Warped Corners, Light Staining)”
Retail Value (Est.): $4,200 – $12,000 (if it exists at all)
Which entry do you look at first?
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Magical Girls of Pleasure
TTRPG or Long Lost Media?
Do you remember that late-80s, early-90s cartoon Magical Girls of Pleasure? Maybe not. It only aired after midnight, and it was selling a very different kind of fantasy action. It had all the hallmarks of the era: a killer theme song, campy dialogue, moral-of-the-episode endings, and plot holes you could drive a tank through. But unlike its brighter Saturday-morning cousins, this show was for adults. It was equal parts transformation sequence and guilty secret. You’ve probably never heard of it, yet it was supposedly huge. multiple seasons, spin-offs, comics, VHS specials, mountains of merch. Or so the story goes. Still drawing a blank? Good. Because Magical Girls of Pleasure never actually existed. It lives only in the head of its obsessed creator. part erotic fiction, part TTRPG notes, part fever dream on an old hard drive. And now you’re here to experience it. The lost cartoon. The forbidden franchise. Let’s open the tape and press play. As you press play on the VCR, the magical girls theme song starts up, setting the vibe for what sure to be some amazing stories….. The screen crawl begins…… The year is 2045. Humanity stretches toward the stars. Cities gleam, colonies thrive, and science has replaced faith. But beneath this new dawn, old shadows stir. From the rift between worlds, the demon lord VOULGER prepares his invasion, an army of lust, fear, and hatred ready to claim the hearts of humankind. Only one man stands against the coming darkness: MERLIN, the last wizard, watching from his sanctuary beyond time. To defend the Earth, he chooses champions Hot young women of fierce spirit and untested desire to wield the sacred talismans of the Magical Girls of Pleasure. Epic Rock Music Blares…… [Verse 1] Demons whisper through the neon rain, Corporate devils cashing in on pain. But a spark in her soul starts to ignite— Magic Girl, pure and bright! [Chorus] Hearts of light, ignite tonight! Stand together, fight for right! By love and will, by spell and song, They stand for a world where we belong! [Verse 2] When the sky splits red and the shadows fall, And hearts can barely call Through fire and fear, they rise again— The magic girls of Earth defend! [Chorus 2] Hearts of light, ignite tonight! Fight the pleasure with pure delight! From the stars above to the streets below, They’ll never let the fire slow! [Bridge] When despair begins to bloom, They’ll turn the gloom to costume and plume. Through friendship’s flame and desire’s gleam, They’ll save the world and sell the dream! [Final Chorus / Outro] Hearts of light, ignite tonight! Magic girls will win the fight! By faith, by fire, by love reborn— Ther tops are tight, there skirts are…. Tooooorn….. Magic Girls!.... Of Pleasure!
Updated on Nov 17, 2025
by Catface
Created on Nov 11, 2025
by Catface
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