Lyle's Second Wish

Lyle's eyes fluttered open. He was lying in bed again. There was something over his eyes, her brushed it away. Hair? He had long hair now? He held his hand in front of his face. It was so dainty. So it wasn't his lack of muscle she cared about. Actually, he brought his hand closer. His skin tone...was he Asian now? He pushed himself up and immediately noticed something was wrong. He looked down. "What the fuck are those..." He whispered. He touched his chest gingerly. He had boobs. Huge fucking boobs. He smacked his forehead, "She's gay! That's why I'm not her type. Oh fuck!" He was wide awake now. He sat up completely as panic set in.

He was a woman. A fucking woman. He sat on the edge of the bed and tried to settle himself. What was he going to do now? Finally he got off the bed and put his hands on his shorts. He already knew but he had to see for himself. He pulled them down and gulped. It was gone. His penis was gone. He gingerly touched his new slit and shuddered. Wasn't he supposed to have hair down there?

He took off his shirt too and marveled at his new boobs. Then he went to stand in front of a mirror. He realized something else about his new body. He was short. Very, very short. So Emma's type was tiny Asian woman with huge boobs? Fucking great. He started pacing back and forth, what was he going to do? He figured he'd be able to come up with a wish to explain his minor cosmetic appearance but this? This was too much!

He shook his head and put the t-shirt back on. It was too big for him now, but nothing he owned would fit and those boobs were too distracting. He didn't bother with pants and ran to the kitchen and lit the candle. Minutes later the genie appeared.

"What is your desire?" It asked.

"I wish I was a man." He spat out.

"Your wish cannot be completed. It contradicts previous wish." The genie replied.

He shook his head, "No. No. I can't stay like this. You said it's easy to change my body!"

"It is, provided the change does not interfere with previous wishes. You may only change your body provided you remain Emma's ideal partner." It explained.

He shook his head, "No. Ok, I wish Emma's ideal partner was male."

"Your wish cannot be completed. Insufficient wax to change other so significantly."

"No no no. What am I going to do?" He whispered.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Oh no. Emma was supposed to come by to talk about art. He looked down, he couldn't answer the door like this. The knock came again, "Lyle? Wake up it's Emma!"

He didn't know what to do. He'd ruined his life for the chance to be with her. He shook his head, "I just wish I could be honest with her." He found himself mumbling.

"Granted." The genie said. The smoke exploded and once again he closed his eyes as the magic took hold.