Luke into New Housewife

“I don’t think Luke can be helped,” You say. “I could definitely use a new wife.”

“We can arrange that,” Dante says, putting a hand on your shoulder.

“What will you do?” you ask, sitting down in the living room.

“We’ve got our methods,” Dante said, “It’s best if you don’t know.”

“And he’ll be gone.”

“He’ll be just a fleeting memory and you’ll have yourself a sweet and nurturing housewife.”

With that Dante left. You sit back unsure what you have just done. But Luke has been an awful son. You’d much rather a new wife. You decide to go over a few things in the house and do some work to keep your mind busy.

A little after dinner you hear the front door slam shut.

“Luke?” You ask.

“I’m going to my room!” Luke yells, “There is nothing to do in this shithole, Stepford wives knock off neighborhood!”

You sigh and return to dinner. Hoping that what Dante said would happen soon.