Luckily, Yeah

Somehow your sheer nobodyness works to your favor for once and nobody in the crowd so much as gives you a second glance as you exit the mall and make it to the relative privacy of your car. Now relaxing slightly you read over the instruction manual more carefully.

"The wearer of the collar cannot remove this collar, This is void if you don't have this paper."

Meaning once you get rid of the instruction manual you will be able to remove the collar yourself.

"Transformation is possible, but if maintained for over 24 hours, it will be permament."

Meaning If you can find a way to command yourself you can transform into whoever you want to be, as long as you're careful.

"The leash provided is for use in group settings and will inhibit the control to only one person, otherwise anyone that states their wish will be obeyed."

You assume this means yourself as well, as long as nobody else gets ahold of the leash anyway. You've always wondered what it might be like as a hot chick, not to mention the possibility that it might even give you the ability to transform into a fictional character complete with her powers. Yeah this is risky but you're smart right?