Lovers Tunnel

There’s really only one beneficial decision you can make to retain as much pride as possible for as long as possible during this event. A place that’s covered in darkness and lasts about 15 minutes, a decent chunk of time to keep yourself hidden. There’s no moving around like in laser tag either, so you can cover yourself throughout easily.

The only problem is…you’ll be sitting beside someone the whole time.

“Lovers Tunnel. I choose Lovers Tunnel.” You announce with as much confidence that you can manage, but fail horribly once your voice crack reveals how embarrassed you are by your suggestion.

The girls break into giggles and the teasing begins right away.

“Yeah I bet you would want to go there! With one girl in particular I suschpect!” Abigail pokes you in the arm a few times, causing you to fidget.

“DO YOU MEAN TAMMY?” Angelica states the obvious for everyone within a 100 mile radius. “Let’s do it! I’ve always wanted to do that ride but I’ve never had a boyfriend to go with!”

“I’m down.”

“Same here!”

“Fine.”

You’ve never gone on the couple’s ride either, although you’ve imagined entering the romantic setting in a boat, slowly going down dark tunnels with a lover…it must get steamy in there. Not steamy enough to get naked like yourself though.

“He may not pick Tammy, could be too embarrassed.” Scout brings up a good point as the group makes their way towards the back of Zonky’s to Lovers Tunnel with you in the middle of the pack. You notice Tammy has gone quiet herself. You can’t see her expression since she’s in front of you, but her ears and neck have gone bright red.

Great. First you had to choose the ride and now you need to decide which of these girls you’re going to be in close proximity with for 15 minutes? Naked!

Sure you’re in the dark, but there will be enough light from the animatronics and such for whoever’s with you to still see your body in all its glory occasionally. Not to mention the seats are probably close enough to at least touch shoulders, so touching isn’t out of the question either.

Yolanda and Abigail are immediate nightmares. Not only will the clothing discrepancy be humiliating, but these girls will likely tease and touch you for the entire ride. Then again…in private instead of public…maybe that won’t be the worst possibility.

You can already imagine Angelica screaming loud enough for all boats to hear you about how you still have a boner or some other nonsense that you don’t want everyone hearing. The good news is that you doubt she’ll be flirting or touching you in any form. Probably.

Scout? Well she’s not the worst one here, but she’s had her turn at teasing you earlier while playing D&D. Plus she’s been pretty brutal with Rebecca so far. While not undeserved, you’d rather not be on the receiving end of that.

You’re not sure about Johanna in all honesty. She hasn’t talked all that much so she’s the wild card of the group in terms of personality and how she’d act alone with you. But since she was willing to use her car to drive a buck ass naked guy around, she’s probably no angel.

Now that leaves the two equally nude females of the group.

Everyone probably suspects you to bring Tammy and for good reason. She’s unlikely to tease or even look at you since she’s in the same lack of cover predicament. That will allow you to enjoy the entire ride peacefully…that is if the nerd wasn’t naked herself. You’re already having trouble keeping your eyes off her and if the incident in the car occurs again here, except you have a real accident in front of Tammy, you’ll have to jump in the river and hide in there forever.

Rebecca is an option too. She’s very naked as well and will probably ignore you in disgust throughout the whole ride. It really just comes down to if you really want to be in such an intimate setting for that long with someone that was trying to **** you earlier.