Lost Wager

The Ice Queens had bet the Frost Femmes they could beat them in hockey. After all the Ice Queens were 8-0 in their premiere women's league, and the Femmes were 3-5 in their B league. They jokingly made the bet the losing team had to skate in the nude for half an hour.

Turns out the over-confident Queens lost, and reluctantly stripped.

"Tell ya what, eh," said the captain of the Femmes. "If you can sit on the ice for two minutes, you can leave."

The Queens sat on the ice. It was the longest two minutes of their lives, and when the two minutes were up, their butts were numb and cold.

The Femmes then ran off.

"Where are they going?"

"Hey, they locked the locker room!" said Fiona, the Queen's captain. She and her teammates with very red asses, skated towards the entrance to the rink, but the Femmes, all laughing ran out of the arena.

Sure enough, the naked Queens were locked out of the locker room. "Fuck, men's league practice starts in 30 minutes," said Wendy. She pointed to the clock hanging over the rink.