Looking Forward To August !

Debbi was on the phone to Roy.

"About this calendar"

"It's proving very popular with our customers"

"I bet it is"

"And the guys in the workshop love it"

"I bet they do. But I thought we'd agreed that the photos would be censored ?"

Debbi was not happy but Roy was unrepentant. "But you're both showing your bare bums in a couple of the shots from your own calendar" he reasoned. "OK, maybe. But no nipples. Our nipples are out in all of these" Debbi protested. "Well, young Ravi did put smiley emojis over them originally but we all agreed that looked a bit naff, not aesthetically pleasing" Roy explained.

"But it's not fair, you can see everything !" Debbi was still not pacified. "Not exactly everything" Roy disagreed. " No ? Then what about August ?" Debbi heard the rustle of pages and then blushed to think of what Roy would now be looking at. "Oh, I see what you mean" he admitted sheepishly. "Look, don't worry. Nobody'll notice. They'll all be too busy looking at the car in the background" Roy bluffed, referring to the vintage Jag that provided the backdrop to Debbi's full frontal pose !

"You think ?" she asked dubiously. "I'm sure of it" Roy reassured her.

Carol returned, having been home for lunch. "Derek's got a copy of that bloody Royston Garages calendar" she complained. "He's insisting it goes on the wall in the kitchen." Carol's husband was in fact delighted by his wife's recently rediscovered sexuality. "Isn't he worried about visitors seeing it ?" Debbi wondered. "Evidently not" said Carol. "All he said was he's looking forward to August !"