Red Nose Day !

Carol was sitting at her kitchen table when her daughter Charlotte bounced in. "Hi Charlie. Good day ?" she enquired. "Mega" replied Charlotte. "We've been planning for Red Nose Day in a few weeks." Red Nose Day was a major charity event in the UK, run across all platforms of the BBC where celebrities, comedians and members of the general public engaged in all manner of silly stunts in order to raise millions for charitable causes.

"Has that come round again ? I always have a laugh at that" said Carol. "So what plans did you come up with ?" she asked, wanting to show interest in her daughter's college career though only half listening. "Brilliant ones. Ravi, Sean and Jay-Ra are going to do the Full Monty !" Charlotte explained excitedly. Carol's interest was immediately raised several notches. The thought of those hunky friends of her daughter's letting it all hang out stimulated her recently reawakened libido ! "Wow, that's something I've got to see!" she exclaimed.

"Glad to hear that mum, 'cos the thing is, everyone thought it'd go much better if there were some females taking part too" Charlotte continued. Carol's demeanour immediately changed and she turned into a stern, matronly mother figure rather than her daughter's best friend. "Now see here Charlotte Rose. No daughter of mine is going to go prancing about on stage in the altogether" she insisted. Charlotte laughed. "I knew you'd say that mum. That's why I volunteered you and Debbi !"