Look for my necklace more

I guess I can only risk humanity so much for a, possibly fake, Cthulu babe. I’m not ending the universe so I can get a chance at eldritch pussy that might not even exist. That’s a little too horny, even for me. Besides, even if I summon the right chick, who knows if she’ll be willing to do anything for me, or even to me, if I don’t do everything completely right.

I figure I have to be a lot more methodical this time, instead of just tearing apart my room and flipping everything over with reckless abandon- that’s the only real chance I have anymore. Instead of just destroying my home with no real path, I decide that I should start in a corner and make lines, looking over everything in my path, until I clear the whole room. Alright, let’s start in the corner near the window and work from there. Leave nothing unchecked, that’s probably how you got here in the first place.

I walk over to the corner of my room I decided on and look around without actually touching or moving anything at first. Nothing. I start making a mental list of the things I need to look at, over, under, and through within my reach from where I am. The plant pot, the pictures, the window and curtains, behind the chalkboard. Alright.