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Look at Fang's art (6/6).

Shivra
Brrr! What a tantalizing tease this girl is. Nobody can touch her without burning themselves on her supernaturally frigid body. Her even being in the room makes things cold. She totally knows this too, and she gets a sadistic thrill out of it. She baits people into wanting to touch her, and damn it works. Sure, I fell for it once, and maybe I will again, but it's totally worth it, because she has the body of a succubus, but somehow even more exotic! Her species is a sort of demon called a tsurara, or ice demon. Thankfully it also seems like she's starting to warm up to living here, pun not intended.

Dixby
She's a silly gnome with a streak of mischief. I've never met someone better with potions, though she does enjoy having a bit of fun with the girls here. I guess she probably knows that they don't have much of a choice but to trust her concoctions. While she did live as a hermit for some time before coming here, she seems to really enjoy her move, even if she does prefer to keep to herself still.

Queen Catherine II
I can't believe we have a real, genuine queen living here! I mean, her position with usurped by King Thadius, but still. She practically emits an aura of regality. I can't explain it, but when she walks into a room, people turn their heads and they listen to every word she says. The woman is so gorgeous, and that's only partly because of her beautiful clothes and jewellery. We need to get her back on the throne pronto. Maybe she'll hire me as her personal concubine if we do.

Malakae Vraelion
What a brat! But that's also why I love her. She's so snobby and full of herself, but I know her secret. Her and Eva are similar in many ways, yet so different as well, though something that binds them is their love for humiliation. She's an exhibitionist, though she'd refuse it even harder than Eva. There's nothing quite like taking a real bratty girl down a few pegs, especially if she enjoys it. Some people dislike her, but I'm always just eagerly waiting for something embarrassing to happen to her. They don't understand.
Fang's Boob Scale!
Through a combination of my own skillful eyes and hands with Luna's knowledge of most of our measurements, I've managed to compile the ultimate list. That's right, it's a scale of who has the biggest funbags at Castle Phoenix! Are you curious who has the most massive melons? The heftiest hullabaloos? Look no further. I present to you my scale:
<--Fava--*Delphi--Dix--Fang--Lynx-Chila-Mela--Amara--Mipa--Peony--Snow--Lalarin--Taiga--Summer--Chula--Vivi--Alice--Patricia--Fava's Body--Nyllia--Yin--Chini--Sen-nu--Catherine--Laira--**Stax--Cat--Linzeri--Brizi--Raleza--Klava--Vodrani--Malakae--Shivra--Niki--***Eva--Mistress Dajy--****Zazra-->
* This is only due to her size. If she were the size of a human, she'd likely be somewhere around Nyllia.
** It's important to note that if she were the size of a human, she may actually be above Mistress Dajy. She has the largest breasts proportionately.
*** I want it to be known that Eva is rather short. If she were the same height as Niki or Mistress Dajy, she would perhaps beat them both, but that's proportions for you.
**** I recommend not considering her to be the winner. She's nearly twenty feet tall. If she were the size of a human, she would likely be somewhere around Sen-nu.
So who wins? We all do for getting to see them! But it's hard to actually choose. If everyone was scaled to the same height, it would likely be Stax, followed by Eva and then Mistress Dajy, and after that Niki. That's not how it works, though. I would put Mistress Dajy, Eva, and Niki in an extremely similar position. It's hard to pick between them, especially Dajy and Eva (Niki compresses hers most of the time).
Maybe next time I'll review who has the best ass, or the best thighs. I think that could make for a pretty tight contest!
Or maybe we should try and convince the other girls we've met to model for us... I bet Masumi would make for a pretty solid contest against Mistress Dajy!
What do you do?
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