Lois Lane-now with toy inside

“Good evening everyone. We are back for another installment in the Lois Lane saga.”

“Again? This is getting as worn out as Lois Lane's cunt!”

“Uh nice one, Gina!”

“meh.

“That's it? No disgruntled comment that we are back again?”

“Actually,Marcie. I'm fairly happy.”

“Really?”

“This shit's clearly on its last legs, we aren't even getting any likes anymore.”

“Well, it is true that things have slowed down a bit...”

“Face it, Marcie. We are done! Muahahahahahahahaha!”

“I hate to ruin your premature celebration, but I think you are forgetting something.”

“And what is that?”

“Oh, I am sure you figure it out.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“Alright, as is tradition, Gina will be the one doing the choices once more.”

“Meh.”

“We are attempting to find one of the lesbian endings. If we do Zeebop will write a chapter of our choice.”

“What does that even mean?”

“I guess it means you can **** him to write whatever you want?”

“Eh, that would be more fun with an author that isn't already that depraved.”

“Point taken. But anyways, to switch things up a bit, we will do live commentary this time around.”

“So yeah, obviously I started out by choosing the Blaze route again. I then pumped the Bar maid for information, which resulted in her making out with Lois in a toilet. What is it with Dickgirl guy and toilets anyways? Out of the four times we read this, three ended up with Lois making out with someone in a toilet!”

“A question I rather don't want the answer to.”

“Anyways, I take the elevator down and come before a black door.”

“uh...Gina.”

“What?

“You...do realize you picked the exact same options as the very first time we did this, right?”

“oh...”

“These options lead to dickgirls.”

“Shut up! Fine..uhh..let me check the storymap really quick...”

“That is cheating.”

“Aha! I knock on the door!”

“Which results in Lois getting sucked into said door.”

By the time her right should had disappeared into the Black Door, she gave up on decorum.

“Ha! Take this dickgirl guy! You fucked up a word, you stupid fuck!”

“Gina please.”

“What? Gotta point out stuff like that.”

“In Zeebops defense. Such mistakes are a very rare find. Why, he is almost on my level when it comes to grammatical accuracy.”

“Far behind when it comes to self delusion though.”

“Ignoring that, Lois experiences what I can only assume is a inter-dimensional trip and we get this lovely description.”

Lois could see this was a true hermaphrodite—heavy balls the size of grapefruits dangled above the leathery black labia, and below that, the swollen donut of the anus.

“Oh great! More food Dickgirl guy has permanently ruined for me! I am amazed how he keeps managing to come up with more and more vomit inducing descriptions. I'm not eating any cake this time around, that's for sure.”

“I think there are certain monkey's out there that fit that description...or was it an ape? Perhaps a quick google...”

“NO!”

“Oh very well. Next up , Lois ends in a room with a mirror.”

“Geez! I wonder what happens now! And I wonder how a dick gets involved this time!”

“You don't have to wonder for long.”

Slowly...impossibly...a crimson penis emerged from the hole.

“This got to be the lamest surprise dick ever. Like it just pops out of a fucking hole! Come the fuck on!"

“Dick aside. I do like the mirror bit. It's appropriately creepy, with how we switch perspective from normal Lois to mirror Lois.”

“Meh, would be better without dick.”

“Soon enough. Blaze shows up. I think you choose the wholesome option because this time Blaze is surprisingly wholesome and just wants Lois to bear her children. It is kinda cute actually.”

“I disagree.”

“Lois agrees however and even asserts her dominance against Blaze. Meaning the two have a pretty healthy relationship.”

“It's about as healthy as our own.”

“I mean they do make a cute couple.”

“Isn't their whole dynamic build around Blaze putting things inside Lois?”

“Hey, if that's what they enjoy.”

For Lois Lane had decided, reflecting on the choices she had made this night, that she did not regret what had led her to this place at this time. Some other Lois, she knew, might have gone left where she had gone right, would have seen something else in the mirror, would have ended up somewhere completely different. She wished those other Lois Lane's well...for this was her choice, and she was content with it.

“See Gina? We might not have reached a lesbian path, but we did reach a happy ending.”

“Great. I still wanted to see one of the really fucked up things the tags promise. But that's clearly not gonna happen.”

“Maybe next time.”

“Sure, whatever. Are we done? Because we have to prepare.”

“Prepare for what?”

“For these two cunts trying to kidnap us again!”

“...Oh”

“Don't the fuck oh me Marcie! That's a serious concern! How the hell is that even possible? Nobody else does that! It pisses me off!”

“You are annoyed that you aren't getting kidnapped more?”

“Hell no! Here take this gun.”

“You own a gun?”

“No, but Marel does. Now, you keep this trained on the door and if that thing opens...”

“Uh Gina. I am pretty sure this is a gun shaped dildo.”

“What!”

“Which might actually work better on them.”

“Whatever! I take them on with my fists! Bring it on, you stupid dickfucking cunts!”

“Yes. Yes.”