Lois Lane's Night Out, by Zeebop Limited Edition Rerun

“We are back where it all started, isn't that nostalgic Gina?”

“Very, it's so nostalgic that this should be the final story we cover!”

“Doubtful. We did run out of backlog, but now we got some more again.”

“Of course we did. Are we sure this isn't just some other curse? Because it sure feels like a fucking curse!”

“Come now, Superhero comics do reruns and re-imaginings all the time. It's only proper that we follow suit.”

“Ugh, where even where we? Lois just found all these dickgirls who where in the process of getting milked and...”

“Oh, we are not doing that route. In the last five months since our review Zeebop has added a grand total of one chapter to it.”

“The fuck? What the hell is this lazy shit...wait didn't we go trough this already?”

“We sure did. The authors on this site just have no work ethic. Sad.”

“Let's just get this over with.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“Ok Gina, before we start, I do want to point out that I actually quite admire what Zeebop is doing here.”

“Writing unpaid porn for an audience of ungrateful virgins?”

“According to his stats he has cranked out 4118 chapters, pretty much all of them are for Lois Lane. And while he didn't start the story, it is suffice to say that the overwhelming majority of chapters on it are from him. From what I can tell he is at it for almost four years. That is an absurd amount of dedication.”

“More like an obsession, if you ask me.”

“Anyways, since it worked so well last time I let you do the choices again. With the caveat that you'd go for Lex Luthor this time.”

“Which turns out to be some creepy bald fuck that sits in front of a computer in some kind of basement.”

“Basically the average reader on CHYOA.”

“So fucking Caillou here inserts a virus into Lois that makes her uh...horny? Something like that.”

“There is this barmaid, that kinda helps her but is actually working for Luthor. Still, she does give Lois a very nice massage. Wouldn't you say so, Gina?”

“I hope you don't expect me to hump the screen just because there was some lesbian action going on. Look, it was nice that neither of the girls had a dick for once, but the fact that the barmaid was actually working for the bald fuck killed all my arousal.”

“Eventually, Lois is escorted towards a sort of tanning room. At this point she did expect that some shenanigans are taking place, but she plays along regardless.”

“She then gets presented with two red crystals. You really wanted me to pick Crystal 42 here.”

“I mean, come on, Gina. It's 42! The answer to everything!”

“Yeah sure, whatever. Crystal 42 de-ages Lois to around 18-19, which is apparently a big deal. How old is Lois supposed to be in the first place?”

“I suppose that means she is in her late twenties?”

“Wow, must suck to be that old.”

“Not everyone can be 18 like you.”

“I'm turning 20 next month!”

“Yes, Yes.”

“But anyways, anyone would agree that young girls are better, right? Buuuuut there are no chapters left, so we had to backtrack and choose crystal 24!”

“And?”

“That fucking thing ages Lois up! Like WTF! And this shit actually has more likes! What kind of sexually defective fuckwad enjoys reading about some old hag in a porn story?”

“Ah, the MILF fetish. I think this is the first time we came across it, although I suppose Marissa from “King Edward” and Irena from “The Captive Prince” would both count.”

“Except these two aren't described as fat with sagging tits. There was even an option to make her even fatter. Thankfully not even the resident perverts gave that one many likes.”

“We are spared this and so we end up with just a regular MILF instead of an obese one.”

“This eventually leads to Lois having sex with Superman's brother who is mind controlled or whatever.”

“Ah yes, Superboy, basically Superman but younger.”

“Oh great, now this story appeals to the huge demographic that is into old hags and kids!”

“Well, while Superboy is technically a minor, Zeebop did his due diligence and aged him up to 18.”

“There are a suspicious amount of very immature acting 18 year old on this site. But then again, Cutie is a thing.”

“Yes, fun fact Cutie's birthday is on the 25th of August. Incidentally, that was the day when I first found him in that locker room. On his 18th birthday.”

“...”

“Down to the hour, I checked his birth certificate.”

“...”

“What?”

“ANYWAYS! They break out, come across this Lex dude. Lois kicks him in the balls and they escape."

“That was rather anticlimactic for Superman's arch nemesis. Where is his security detail? Why is he confronting Lois Lane, let alone Superboy on his own?”

“I'm just happy one of the girls on here does something realistic for once. If some ugly bastard touches you, you either kick him in the balls or bite his dick off. It's that easy.”

“And with that Lois and Superboy escape to a nearby hotel where the story stands as of now.”

“Another unfinished path, but at least this one stops at a reasonable point. I guess Lois is now an old hag that cucks her boyfriend with his younger brother. That's as good an ending as any.”

“Now then, Gina. What was your impression this time around?”

“Well, this fetish was just about as disgusting as the last one, but I am kinda sad we didn't find the really fucked up stuff, like double vaginal fisting, Mario and Luigi, petting or sexipede. What the fuck is a sexipede, Marcie?”

“I have a slight inclination, but I am not comfortable with sharing it. Zeebop did suggest we should just stick to the top option to get further in.”

“Oh, fuck me. We are doing this AGAIN?”

“Not in the near future. Zeebop seems to be pretty adamant of writing an answer chapter every time and with unkown7 going at it...”

“Don't tell me that fuck beat us to it?”

“Sure did. Cranked out three reviews in one day.”

“Wow, for some reason that pisses me off.”

“Anyways, we don't want to oversaturate the market or exhaust Zeebop. Or should I say Lois&Blaze?"

“Heh, they complained about your spelling, Marcie.”

“Impossible. My Capitalization is impeccable. That must have been one of your lines.”

“Yeah, well these two can suck my nonexistent dick!”

“Oh, on that matter, just FYI, Gina did enjoy that display between Lois and Blaze greatly and if you want to cough “bring Gina in here and show her the lesbian pleasures she's been missing on the other branches“, I will look the other way.“

„WHAT FUCK, MARCIE!“

„I just want you to have a good time. Also everyone complains that I'm not whoring you out enough.”

“OH, IS THAT ALL?”

“Just don't break her. I want Gina returned in mint condition. Make sure to feed and water her regularly and maintain proper hygiene.”

“FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FOUCK YUO!!!!!!!!!!!!”

blaff

“...and she fainted. Wow, she is really looking forward to this. Anyway, that should be all. Good night everyone.”