Lois Lane's Night Out, by Zeebop Double Feature

“Time for our third rodeo, Gina.”

“Please don't say it like that. That sounds disgusting.”

Regardless, we are delving yet again into Lois Lane. Any expectations this time around?”

“Hmm...Dickgirl guy constantly brags about all the fucked up shit that we apparently yet to encounter, so I guess I'm hoping for that?”

“I see, well I am contend with letting you do the choices once again.”

“Yeah, sure.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“I think I finally figured it out, Marcie.”

“What do you mean, Gina?”

“Why I fucking hate this story!”

“I mean, I thought it was because of the dickgirls?”

“Yes, that too, but look at this:”

It went down like swallowing a ball of burning snot, and when it hit her belly a wave of nausea hit her.

“What about it?”

“Are you serious? Why does everything dickgirl guy writes has to be so...disgusting?”

“I think what he is going for is visceral.”

“No, I'm pretty sure disgusting sums it up pretty well. And how the fuck does Lois even know what burning snot tastes like? Is this something she regularly does?”

“...shall we get to the plot?”

“I hate everything about this.”

“Gina.”

“Urgh!”

“These where your choices, you know.”

“Not like it would have fucking mattered what I picked.”

“Well, Lois gets drunk and ends in a toilet.”

“Bah!”

“You are awfully uncooperative this time.”

“This was awfully...awful!”

“Oh dear, but you have to admit Zeebop gets quite creative here.”

“Like I give a shit. Its still absolutely disgusting. Who the fuck cums out a latex suit?”

“We probably should explain.”

“You do it.”

“Hmm....Lois Lane finds herself in a toilet stall and after a bit of a peeping episode, she encounters Blaze, who proceeds to bukkake on her.”

“For the two normal people who are reading this, Bukkake means encasing someone with black cum that hardens and turns into a latex suit.”

“Err...sure, lets go with that.”

“From here on out, every single choice was awful. I couldn't even flee and eventually Lois got fucked up in the ass and fell in love with Blaze.”

“Very romantic.”

A hunger had been awakened inside of Lois Lane that would not be filled by anything less than another such game, with latex and dickgirls, and hot cum pouring into her wet and eager holes.

“It is amazing how Dickgirl Guy managed to put everything I hate into a single line.”

“Incidentally, this is also the final line of the path. Yes indeed, dear listeners, we have finally succeeded in finding an ending.”

“yay.”

“And Gina? Did you manage to orgasm this time?”

“The only orgasm I ever got out of this was when these two lunatics kidnapped me.”

“What a surprise, same here.”

“Fuck you!”

“Hmm..we are only on page three of our review. This won't do.”

“Oh no. How sad.”

“You know what? As a special treat, why don't we return to that very first story with which it all started?”

“You mean he actually finished that path?”

“Seems so. Looks like our complaints last time kicked Zeebop into gear.”

“Alright, lets do it.”

READING IN PROGRESS AGAIN

“This fucker.”

“When last we left off Lois was just about to get a mouthful of dick.”

“THIS FUCKER!”

“Gina please.”

“He totally did this on purpose!”

“Well, Lois tried to bite the dick, only to find out it is pretty much made of rubber. It would also shatter her teeth. So not the best course of action.”

“Biting a dick is always the best course of action.”

“You mean when getting ****.”

“Did I stutter?”

“But unfortunately the two are interrupted by one Jessica Cruz, also known as the green lantern.”

“Who is apparently weak against her own piss.”

“Despite that, she managed to beat Blaze.”

“Which basically just means that Lois is pathetically weak.”

“Unfortunately, Lois is already infused with the magic cum milk and starts **** Jessica.”

“So, Jessica beats Blaze who beats Lois who beats Jessica. What the fuck is this? Rock, Paper, Scissors?”

“Now you sound like a proper comic fan.”

“Is it just me or is what follows oddly brutal for Dickgirl guy? We are not only dealing with **** but even the aftermath and trauma.”

“I have to agree. From the small sample we read, this definitely feels considerably more savage then Zeebops normal fare.”

“Lois joins up with some evil group and later tries to **** Jessica in the hospital. But not before hacking off her finger. Holy shit, the fuck is Dickgirl guys problem?”

“To be fair, I think Lois needed to do that to seal her power away.”

“Oh yeah, lots of good did that. Jessica fights back and overpowers evil Lois. Then we get this to end things of.”

"In brightest day, in darkest night...no evil cum shall escape my cunt!"

“Well, that is somewhat of a lighthearted ending, I guess.”

“Yes, very funny.”

“And that's our second ending. Pretty good run if I do say so myself.”

“Hmph, this one was just all over the place. I wasn't expecting it to end like this.”

“It does feel a bit arbitrary, but I think we can attribute this to the fact that Zeebop has written so many chapters already. I can imagine it is quite tough to keep thematic and narrative integrity for thousands of chapters.”

“Meh.”

“And Gina? Did you finally managed to masturbate to it?”

“No.”

“Anything else to say?”

“No.”

“Whelp, and that is that. Good night everyone.”