Little girls room

You get up from your chair and head towards the bathroom. You push the door to the ladies open, it's only a very small bathroom with just one toilet and basin.

'What the hell!' You exclaim as you open the door

As soon as you opened the door you saw Dick there with Dick in hand standing in front of the toilet taking a piss. The sight of an 80+ gentleman standing there with his trousers on the floor round his ankles and dick, and what a dick, thick 8 inches of not even hard old man meat in his hand.

You can't help but take a double glance at this impressive specimen.

Dick Power is right you think to yourself.

'Oh, awfully sorry officer' a startled Dick says, still pissing but now looking at you.

'This is the ladies Dick!' you respond

'Sorry, my eyes aren't what they used to be' he replies

'But you didn't lock the door either'

'I'm very sorry officer, my memory isn't great these days' he says finally finishing his piss. He shakes his massive dick a couple of times before bending down to pick up his trousers.