Telling off

'Well next time be more careful. There's a young lady out there with a baby. What do you think she would have made of you standing there with that enormous todger in hand. She'd have been scared half to ****.'

'You're right, I'm very sorry officer. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? I do hope you don't need to take me to the station.'

Well he is an old man, that's probably not necessary you think to yourself. Still having had a good look at the big penis has got you slightly flustered. How can I use this to my advantage?

'Well, I won't take you down the station Dick but I'll have to add you to my file.'

With that you take your phone out of your pocket and take a photo of Dick standing in the bathroom, cock still on display. Hmmm, not close enough you think. I'm going to be thinking about this weapon for a while, I need a better photo for later.

'Just stay where you are okay?'

Your stern tone keeps Dick frozen on the spot

'Of course officer, whatever you need to do.' he replies

You walk over to him and drop to your knees, phone in hand. A couple of closer snaps and you're happy you have all you'll need for later on.

'Okay Dick you can put it away now' you say getting back to your feet

With that Dick bends down and pulls his trousers up. As he does so though you notice something fall out of his pocket.