Purely medicinal

'What's this?' you saying picking up the herb like substance in a small plastic bag that has fallen to the floor

Clearly embarrassed and a little scared Dick is left speechless for a moment.

'It helps, it's purely medicinal you understand?' he eventually offers

You look at him disapprovingly.

'Dick I'm disappointed in you, this is a serious matter. I'm not sure I can overlook this'

'I'm very sorry officer is there anything I can do?'