Accident

'Oh bugger!'

Dick grasps his hip and falls onto the toilet seat.

'What's wrong?' You ask, concerned about not just Dick's health but the fact he's still half naked in the ladies room.

'It's my hip, I can't move it.' He says through gritted teeth, looking in some distress

You rush over to him 'Okay, I'll get you an ambulance' you assure him

'It's okay, It'll be alright in a minute' he tells you

'Well you can't just sit in the ladies room with your dick out till then you tell him

'Could you be a dear officer and pull my trousers up for me?'

I suppose I've got **** you think to yourself. You kneel down in front of him, trying not to look at his big flaccid penis just a few inches in front of your face. You grab his trousers and y-fronts and pull them up to his knees.

How am I going to get them the rest of the way up you think to yourself

'Okay, I'm going to need to get you stand up so I can get them the rest of the way up' You tell Dick.

'Okay officer, I'll try he replies'

Dick grasps his hands on the toilet and tries to push himself up. You grab his waist and try and lift him at the same time. The **** of the movement of him getting up suddenly jolts him forward and as he stands his 8 inch monster slaps you squarely in the face. You let go of his waist and try to pull up his underwear and trousers, before you can do that though the momentum causes his to topple over and straight on to you, causing his large ball sack to hit you in the mouth and his dick to slap you on the forehead and nose.

Jesus you think to yourself, this Dick has got some power. You quickly try to lift him up and eventually get him sitting back on the toilet but with his underwear and trousers back round his ankles.

'I'm very embarrassed officer. I certainly didn't mean to hit you in the face with my tallywackle'

'That's okay, I've been hit with worse' you cheekily reply trying to lift the old mans spirit. He smiles back at you.

'You'll have to let me buy you dinner later officer'

What a gentleman you think to yourself. Now how am I going to get this thing covered up.