Bad to worse

'Oh dear I seem to have ripped your shirt' Dick says

You hadn't noticed before but your shirt is ripped and the top five buttons have all come off. You're now showing off quite a lot of cleavage.

Great this all I needed you think to yourself. Now I'm sitting here with my tits almost out and a half naked old guy with his massive dick out. Firstly I need to stop looking at it, because that's definitely not helping me, you tell yourself.

Just then the door opens and in comes Ray. Oh great this is getting even better you think to yourself.

'Officer Melons, what on earth is going on?'

'Long story Ray, basically Dick's had an accident, I tried to help him up we fell over and now my shirt's ripped'

'Melons by name and nature I see'

'Thanks Ray, not helpful'

'Sorry what can I do to help officer?'