Lindsey and Susan read Sarckle's Spooktacular: Monsters in the Park

"So we got Sarckle's Spooktacular: Monster in the Park" said Lindsey, "I don't think I need to tell you who this is from"

"I'll go this round" said Susan.

READING IN PROGRESS

"So Sarah tells Holly a story about a tower of monsters" said Susan.

"Its sounds very familiar" said Lindsey.

"People don't go into the tower. Monster comes out and do monster shit"

"So Holly wakes up to find a tower and a ring which just happens to be things Sarah just told her about. I figured this was a prank"

"How would Sarah have made the sky red or have a tower appear and have the ring smash through Holly's bedroom window?"

"Sarah could have thrown the ring and the sky red and tower could have been holographic projections"

"Is Sarah a super villain in this scenario?" asked Susan,"well, I put the ring on and am now destined to save the world"

"I still thought Sarah was playing a prank" said Lindsey.

"Where did she get the werewolf?"

"Guy in a costume"

"I didn't think I'd be able to take down a big hulking werewolf with just a baseball bat and pocketknife, so I tried using magic"

"That burned the wolf and for some reason made her topless"

"I decided to finish him off with my burning ring thing" said Susan.

"Unfortunately, it turned out the werewolf's size and strength advantage outweighed the vulnerability to the ring and Susan had to run"

"And you still thought its a prank"

"The guy in the werewolf costume might just have been really strong" said Lindsey.

"But the anal, I'm pretty sure that was werewolf dick. Also who gets someone **** as a prank?"

"Marcie Storm, Gina Walker, Rina Franklin, Marel-"

"Apart from them?"

"But the run option leads to Susan getting fucked anyway and becoming a werewolf" said Lindsey.

"That's stupid. Both options lead to the same fucking thing" said Susan.

"Also, **** someone is a terrible foundation to long lasting loving relationship. Is Holly under mind control in this ending"

"Fortunately, that wasn't ten chapters deep so I got another try and just ran after using my magic"

"Turns out the reason that the werewolf is burned by the ring is because its silver. Now that we saw the werewolf ending, it was obvious that wasn't Sarah pulling a prank"

"I decided to finish the bitch off with silver"

"After Susan killed the werewolf, the magic ring reequiped all of her clothes and items"

"I didn't think it would be a good idea to drink on the job so I went to the park" said Susan, "why did Holly decide to whip her own head?"

"I don't think Sarckle was referring to an actual whip" said Lindsey.

"I encountered a bunch of garden gnomes. Fortunately, they just wanted to know some stuff that wouldn't have helped the monsters. I also don't know what a buttplug is"

"Well, now you do. So Holly gets to the tower but Sarah and Jen convince her to go to their mistress for help. It turns out this mistress is a vampire"

"Marcus of the chess club? Did Sarckle rip us off?"

"I think its probably coincidence. I also think the mistress is mind controlling Holly's friends"

"It was obvious she just wanted to overthrow her boss who I assume is Dracula" said Susan, "I decided to get outta there"

"But the vampires wouldn't leave Susan alone so she used garlic on them and then staked them and that's where it ends"

"Until next time"