Lindsey and Susan read Lois Lane's Night Out, by Zeebop

"Okay, my turn to make the decisions this time" said Lindsey.

"Lois Lane's Night Out? That's a pretty boring title" said Susan, "you'd think Zeebop would go for something more creative"

"You know who Lois Lane is, right?"

"Yeah, she's Superman's girlfriend"

"Lois Lane was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, she first appeared in Action Comics #1 on June 1938. She is an award-winning journalist for the Metropolis newspaper the Daily Planet and the primary love interest-"

"Lindsey, I'm pretty sure the readers are already familiar with Lois Lane"

"Her physical appearance was originally based on Joanne Carter, a model hired by-"

"They don't care about that. Lets just read the goddamn story"

READING IN PROGRESS

"So there's a bunch of disappearances going on at this nightclub, so Lois investigates" said Lindsey.

"Dammit, Lois, you know that crap always gets you into trouble" said Susan, "now Superman is gonna have to save you"

"But it turns out Lex Luthor is involved and Lois ends up drinking some nanomachines"

"Question, Lindsey, why does Lois need a Kryptonite app? Doesn't she already know what Kryptonite is?"

"Oh no, there's a bunch of stuff on it, not found on wikipedia"

"Sounds like Zeebop just made some of them up. Kryptonite that turns you gay?"

"Oh no, Susan, that form of Kryptonite actually exists though you are probably right about a lot of the others. Anyway, Lois dances with the barmaid Maria"

"But the nano machines turn out to be some kinda date **** ****" said Susan.

"Fortunately, Maria helps her" said Lindsey.

"She also turns out to be a man"

"Maria takes Lois to a lab where Brainiac is"

"For some reason, he wants to change everyone's genders. Okay, here's what I don't understand"

"Yeah?"

"If chapters with 10 likes get two routes, shouldn't Lois have any an option to walk out the door?"

"Well, it was exactly 10 likes when we got there so I suppose Zeebop just hadn't gotten round to putting in the second option yet"

"Yeah, well, why would Lois just trust Brainiac like that?" said Susan, "he's a known super villain. Why does Brainiac even want Lois to be a dude? Why does he want Maria to jerk dude Lois off?"

"Yes, this does seem outta character" said Lindsey, "why do he and Lex wanna gender swap people anyway? How will this help them defeat Superman? This plan is stupid"

"Also, where are the dickgirls?"

"What?"

"Gina said there were dickgirls in this story and we didn't even see a single one" said Susan.

"You were looking forward to THAT?!" said Lindsey.

"Yes"

"Well, this is where it ends. Did you masturbate?"

"No"

"Neither did I. Anyway, I've added another like so hopefully Zeebop will follow up on it"