Lindsey’s Nude Calling Part 2

HEAR ME, MY CHILDREN.

THIS IS GOD SPEAKING TO YOU.

THE HUMAN YOU KNOW AS THE FAMOUS VIOLINIST LINDSEY STIRLING IS NOW MY MESSENGER TO YOU ALL AND AS A SIGN OF MY DIVINE POWER LINDSEY IS NOW IMMORTAL AND WIELDS GREAT POWER TO BE USED IN THE PURSUIT OF MAKING THE WORLD BETTER FOR EVERYONE.

FURTHERMORE, AS ADDITIONAL PROOF OF LINDSEY’S NEW CALLING LINDSEY WILL LIVE AS ADAM AND EVE DID BEFORE ORIGINAL SIN CORRUPTED MY CREATION AND BY THAT I MEAN HENCEFORTH LINDSEY STIRLING WILL BE AS NAKED AS ADAM AND EVE WERE BEFORE EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT.

Having heard the strange voice’s proclamation Lindsey’s first reaction is that this must all be a really strange nightmare she is having because there is no way that God just proclaimed to the entire world that she is now His Immortal Messenger to Humanity much less a naked one so hoping that she's right about this being a nightmare Lindsey begins rocking back and forth on the floor while repeating to herself over and over :

This is just a nightmare and any minute now I'm going to wake up in bed at home and wonder why in the world I would have such a strange dream.