Chapter 5
by 
SomeDudeWithDysphoria
So, what will you do while you’re home?
Light your house on fire
Deciding such a radical change in your life deserves an equally radical change in living space, you grab a spare can of gas from your garage and begin pouring it out all over your house. All over your room, your kitchen, your furniture, even up on the roof. Eventually, after having thoroughly doused your living quarters in the flammable substance, you stand as far back as you can, strike up a match, throw it into the gas, and run as fast as you can in the other direction. You hear a loud roaring noise coming from behind you followed by a massive wave of heat emanating from the massive flame engulfing your home. Well, no more living there I guess. Luckily, you have every house in the world to move into.
So now where do you wanna live?
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