Lexi's about to serenade you....

Before you can open your mouth to ask, or more realistically to shout any questions, Lexi strums the guitar once more, before shifting to picking at individual notes and playing a little song for you....

"Oh,
When you meet a girl like you,
Cute and soft and awkward too,
You've got **** but to take her,
So Debbie, let me take ya."

"Lexi, I'm really not--"

"So here's a promise that won't get parried --
You and I are gonna get married.
You're beautiful and cool (I checked),
So you're the one I'm gonna protect~!"

This- this is actually pretty good stuff. She made this? When??

"Your face is such a masterpiece,
And I barely know your personality,
But dude your eyes are really pretty,
Let's me and you, us two, get busy."

Okay, it's a bit on the nose, but still it's nice!

"Your boobs are bigger than my head,
And those are genes I'd like to see bred,
So if you don't mind and you've got some time,
How about we climb into my bed?"

With a final, dramatic strum of her guitar, Lexi kicks herself off from her leaning position on the door to stand upright before you. That.... wasn't very romantic. And it just kinda got worse as it went on. But until you breathe in through your nose, which sniffles a little, you'd completely forgotten how sad you just were. And even after you remember, it doesn't really come back as you stare at the grinning dummy standing just ahead of you, who (evidently bored of waiting) just started tearing out a solo on the strings.

What a good friend! A-and that's all. Right?