Letterkenny

"Katy, how are ya now?" Dave thought as he brought up Letterkenny and began scrolling through the list of episodes for a good Katy episode. "There we go." Dave pulled up the Puck Bunny episode. He hadn't watched that episode for a while, but he could vaguely remember it being one of his favorite Katy episodes. "Hopefully she picks up a bit Katy swagger from this..." Dave thought as he queued up the episode.

"Alright I'm going to put on Letterkenny for you." Dave said turning to Barbara who was sitting crossed legged on the bed beside Dave. "This time I only want you to try learning from Katy. Okay?" Dave scrolled through a few episodes until he saw a preview with Katy in it. "That's Katy. Got it?" Barbara nodded yes and Dave scrolled back to the Puck Bunny episode and hit play. "If you make it through this episode I guess just watch the next one." Dave laid down in bed and pulled the covers up over his body. "Let's just hope this works..." Dave thought as tried to fall asleep.

"Quit listening to the show..." Dave told himself as he struggled to fall asleep. "Focus on something else... Like what are you going to give her to drink..." Dave rolled over and began to take inventory of what he had around the condo. "There's all that water on the counter... Then again I do have quite a few different beers that I could give her, but what would that do to her?... Maybe I could just give a cup of coffee... or tea..." Dave's internal monologue continued as he finally drifted off to sleep.

"Christ, she could make a softball hard..." Dave's brain seemed to snap awake as he heard the Squirrely Dan's dialogue. "Fuck... How long did I nap?" Dave thought as he rolled over to see Barbara fully engaged in the TV show.

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