Let's make sure these actually worked, first.

You can always add more laws later, but perhaps it would be wise to check the internet and scroll through Christian history, and maybe some Jewish considering the Old Testament parts you edited, before you just go out and try this out.

So, you pick up a few places... And for a moment, you almost couldn't think where to start. But you finally decided on starting with Rome. If you went back to the nation that, when it converted, had most of the known world under the Christian banner, it was sure to be a great place to start...

And it was. You read through one Empress of Rome, and there was a link to compared similarities to another one.

"Domnica, wife of Emperor Valens, was the only known Roman Empress to have ever managed to last longer than Messalina when it came to sexual interactions. The Recorded numbers suggest that Domnica held her own gangbangs to see if she could beat Messalina's record. Though the number varies, depending on legend or on some rather scattered accounts, she managed anywhere between 1 or 25 more men than Messalina did, which was an impressive number seeing as Messalina challenged the greatest prostitutes of Rome during her era and managed to out compete them."

You don't really recall if that was there before or not, so you kept searching. You jumped ahead to the Medieval era, and that's when you knew it had worked. Around 782 AD, a Matriarch was elected to the Papal seat. 18 years old, the article read, "She married an influential man in Italy, whom she would rarely get to see as she had spent most of her time in the Papacy attending to her duties and ensuring that Catholic faith continued strong. It is noted she had a fascination with sucking cocks, often spending an hour doing nothing except sucking a single person's cock in the middle of The Vatican Palace. She averaged a child roughly every year until she was 46, but it was said she remained so beautiful that until the day she passed away, she had constant sex. It was said 'Not single sign suggested she had grown older that 47, yet lived a full life'."

Yet, even then, you still felt some hesitation. How did you *really* know this worked? The doubts flowed in, so you had a new idea. You'd go downstairs, act like nothing changed. If you see your mother fucking the mailman, or your dad having sex with the neighbor's wife or something, then that might just seal the deal.