Let's look for some action with coeds at the mall.

All that playing with Amanda McCallister had made Ernest hungry for sex again. As evening fell, he figured it was time to leave school and find some fun elsewhere. He racked his brain for a thrilling place he could get some unsuspecting pussy and came up with the local mall.

During the drive, Ernest reflected gleefully at the marketing genius who had kept his town's mall alive when so many had died. A dirt-cheap buffet bar in the main hallway, classic arcade games that still cost 25 cents, a great line-up of stores with free samples given away every day, and cool events that kept teenagers like himself interested in the local hangout. Of course, it didn't hurt that the mall was only a few blocks away from a small college, and the movie theater and grocery store ensured that a steady stream of shoppers would be around on a Saturday night.

He wasn't wrong! The mall wasn't packed, of course, but there were plenty of people about. Of particular interest were the college kids, who, even though they were only a few years older than Ernest, seemed as if they lived on a different planet.

"Well, let's do a little invasion, shall we?" Ernest thought deviously.