Let's help her find Mr. Right!

Sometimes even seemingly evil chicks like Erin have a soft spot for other girls. Mimi seems to fall into that category. You think it might get you far with the Delta sorority leader if you can help her friend solve some of her man problems.

"If she's looking for a good guy, we can probably help her with that," you offer optimistically. After all, the Delta Delta girls are having a mixer with the Kappa Sigma frat right now, and the Kappa Sigma guys are the cream of the crop of the male Greek life system. You say as much to Erin, adding, "I mean, any of those guys would be falling over themselves to get a chance with Mimi, ri--?"

Erin's look stops you at the end of your thought, but, too late. Her smoldering blue eyes are looking like she'd have you drawn and quartered right now. Erin's ample chest is heaving, and her lips are set in a firm line, hiding what have to be gritted teeth.

However, when Erin does speak to you, it's not emotional... not on the surface...

"That's your great idea?"