Let's Go

The morning ceremony is very elaborate and you notice that the monsters being sent into the human world look very... normal? You guess they're trying to put their best foot forward, emphasis on 'foot' and not 'hoof' or 'paw' or 'tentacle.'

Speaking of which, all of the other monsters attending the ceremony also look pretty human-like, and you can see your relief mirrored on the other human representative's faces. Maybe they'll have their own stories to tell when they get back?

At any rate, the ceremony ends and you're escorted into a limo, the sounds of fanfare vanishing as the door closes behind you. This is the part where you were expecting to be black-bagged and tasered, but the woman with yellow eyes in the blue business suit has been very courteous so far. She offers you a Coke, and you're surprised to learn that it tastes like ordinary Coke - maybe the monster world is just a mirror of the human world, where everything is the same except the people living in it?

This train of thought is thrown completely off the rails when the woman informs you that despite the protections stipulated in the treaty, you are still little more than a pill in a rehab clinic. As a result, you can expect pretty much everyone to be out to get you and just say that you went missing if the human government asks any questions.

Instead, she offers you some advice: Don't eat anything suspicious, don't talk to anyone suspicious, don't be alone with anyone suspicious and don't, under any circumstances, stick your dick in anything suspicious.

You open your mouth to ask about that last one when the door is opened from the outside, and you're pulled into the late morning sunshine at the gates of the monster-world university. Classes have already started, so the grounds are more or less empty. In the time it takes you to turn around, the figure that had opened the limo door has already stepped inside and closed it behind them, and the Limo is driving away before you can say anything.

Alone at the edge of the campus, you look up at the main faculty building.