Fuck This

You didn't sign up for this.

Well, you did, but that was back when the protections being offered to you were worth a damn. This is bullshit. It's your first day of college and you're already skipping classes.

Instead, you wander into the nearby shopping district. It's actually super normal in the sense that the stores sell the same stuff as they do in the human world, just a little different. Like the shirts with four sleeves, or the pants with four legs. Unfortunately, it's not long before people notice that a human is wandering loose in monster-world and some kind(?) soul calls the cops before you get dragged into an alley.

It's common knowledge that the police **** is mostly made up of beast-men who have little interest in eating humans (unless there's no other food available), and you spend your time in custody giving head pats and belly rubs, the latter of which eventually expand to include other parts of the body as well.

You're not super into it - or maybe you are - but you do such a good job that they offer you a paid position there: The Human Resource.

Six months later and you've obviously failed your semester, so you don't get any money (as if the government could afford it). On the other hand, you've done an incredible job of establishing positive relations with monster-world that you're hired as Beast-man liaison, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.