Leave work early

I finish my usual tasks, then leave work early with joy in my heart from all the karma I spread today. On my way home, I made a stop at camping equipment store and picked up what I need for tomorrow night.

It is early enough when I get home that I hit the apartment workout room for an hour. It’s at least enough to alleviate my guilt over skipping the gym this morning. After that, I return to my apartment to shower. I get a text while going up the stairs.

Tonya: You seriously aren’t going to tell me anything?

Warren: Why, are you worried?

Tonya: Maybe. Should I be? This is too weird.

Warren: Remember, we stop playing the second you give the word.

Tonya: Like a safe word?

Warren: Sure. Just say “uncle”.

Tonya: That is a terrible word. I prefer “kiwi”.

Warren: Ok, “uncle kiwi” it is. Let me write that down.

Tonya: Eww.

Tonya: You aren’t going to try to fuck me, are you?

Tonya: ??

Warren: No spoilers! Goodnight!

That ought to keep her on pins and needles.

After showering I walk out of the bathroom, toweling my hair dry. I flip the laptop open on my bed to watch the night jogger porn video again. I find it and pull it up. On the bigger laptop screen I realize what an old video this is. Not VHS bad, but the digital resolution is low enough that it is disappointing. Then again, I’ve hung on to some grainy, old, video favorites, and they can still do it for me. When the video starts, the cheesy porno music kicks in loudly. I lower the volume to a reasonable level. I could barely hear anything when I watched it the first time. Bimbo starts her stretches. More stretches. More stretches. More cheesy music. More stretches. “You look so sexy,” a muffled male voice says. I don’t remember the voyeur speaking in the beginning. Is this a the same version of the video? I pause it to look at the file details.

“You should do something about it then,” a female voice replies. It’s coming from the wall I share with the cute redhead, who I refer to as neighbor hottie, and her guy. I close the laptop and slide across the bed to hear better.

“How’s that?” Asks hottie. Smack! “Ooooh.”

“You like that?” The guy asks.

“Mm-hmmm.” Smack! Smack! “Oooooh!”

It looks like I’m getting an erotic audio tonight...