Leave the body

John untied the woman's linen pants and slid them down to her knees. He took a two pint tub of cottage cheese and poured it down the front of the woman's white lace panties. He then poured another tub down the back of her panties. He waddled over to the eggs, and cracked a dozen extra large eggs over her head.

He then used he remote to leave her body.

As John's body reformed, the woman came to realize she was topless, her head was dripping with egg and cream, her pants were down, and her panties were filled with something cold, wet, and lumpy. She gasped and looked around.

"Damn, lady, you're a freak!" said John.

The woman was speechless. She covered her breasts with her arms and looked around trying to wrap her mind what was going on.

John paused the woman. He then programmed her to be a "Exhibitionist gunge fetishist."