Lawn Ornament

"There we go," said the stranger after he put the vibrating egg inside of Riley, the curly haired bitch who was staked out in his yard.

"Oh, I had some stray dogs hanging around her, so the yard is crawling with fleas," said the man. "I guess this will teach you to break into a stranger's house. I'll be back in a few hours to check on you."

Riley decided if she ever got out of this, she would turn a new leaf because crime was definitely not paying.