Lauren confesses

"Fine!" Lauren said nervously. "I... well..." She then muttered something in a tiny whisper.

"What was that?" Asked Jon.

"...I wear a padded bra." Lauren said, cheeks turning neon.

The bullies all burst out laughing. Lauren, who'd never admitted this out loud before, felt utterly exposed and shamed.

"No way!"

"Lauren was a phony!"

"That's hilarious!"

"She must have been all padding!"

As the bullies calmed down after almost a minute of laughter, Jon thought of another question.

"But why are you so much fatter naked?" He asked.

"I'm not fat!" Lauren objected as the other boys all chuckled.

"We're not blind!" One of them shot back.

"Fine!" Lauren said through gritted teeth. "I... I wore Spanx as well.

"Spanx? What are those?" Jon asked.

"I've seen commercials for them!" One of the bullies explained. "They're shaping underwear to make you look skinnier!"

"Oh man, like a girdle!" Jon laughed.

"Lauren wears a girdle! What a loser!"