Lauren's rash is noted

"Say mom, did you notice Lauren's rash?" Vanessa said helpfully, pointing at Lauren's crotch. It was true: all around the hand over Lauren's crotch was little red bumps.

"Lauren! I thought I taught you proper hygiene!" Her mother chided. "Let me look..."

Her mother batted the hand away, revealing Lauren's hairless crotch.

"Mommm, everyone can see!" Lauren moaned.

"So? You're the one spending your days naked, like some nudist!" Her mother pointed out. "Now, we need to deal with this rash. Let's get you cleaned up."

"What?" Lauren asked. Her mother grasped her hand and dragged Lauren over towards the outdoor shower while the neighbors all gathered around...