Laura Jean calls out sick the next day

You were looking forward to seeing Laura Jean the next day, but she calls out sick.

Later that day, Samantha tells you that Samantha will probably be out all week. Then she whispers, confiding in you, that Laura Jean was **** last night by a home invader.

“She’s going to be out all week?” you say.

“It sounds really traumatic!” Samantha says glaring at you and then she abruptly leaves your apartment.

You decide that maybe your experiment with unfreezing women didn’t go so well. You love Samantha too much to ever want to traumatize her.